The voyage, so far, in numbers:
60-70 : the average age of 95% of the passengers
40-50 : the percentage of passengers who are american
25: the percentage of passengers who are Scottish (seems like it anyway!)
3: the number of teenagers on board
0: the number of mobility scooters on board
11: the normal number of hours in a single shift worked by the bar staff
1: the number of times I have been in the pool and jacuzzi
5: the number of scones I have eaten in the first 3 days
0: the amount of dollars won in the casino, so far
0: the amount of dollars lost in the casino, so far
25: the average day time temperature
0: the number of times it has rained
50: the percentage size that the goodnight chocolate has been reduced by
1: the number of salad choices now appearing on the evening menu
5,000,000: the number of cats in Mykonos


Enjoying your commentary, did Claire try to smuggle any cats out of Greece?
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